Me to Riley: Flush your toilet.
Riley to me: Oh Mom, the little spiders are in there and they ALWAYS flush my toilet for me.
Me to Riley: How do you know the spiders flush your toilet?
Riley to me: When I go back in there Mom the toilet is always flushed.
Me to Riley: I'm the one who flushes your toilet Riley. It's always me who flushes your toilet. Please flush your toilet.
Riley to me: Nope, it's the spiders. Don't you worry, they'll take care of it Mom.
I would be a little freaked out by giant spiders that can flush the toilet.
ReplyDeleteI have been called many things by my children, but never "a little spider." Funny kid.
ReplyDeleteWe have the same problem around our house- I think my kids would be scared if they thought it was spiders though.
ReplyDeleteTHAT should be submitted to Reader's Digest. You could get $50 for it, at least!!!!! Sooooo FUNNY! Hardy har!
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