Sunday, June 29, 2014

Fallen pies, fallen girls, moose, search and rescue parties, bears and waterskiing.

Tonight we had the missionaries over for dinner.  I made them a peach/raspberry/blackberry pie.  It was the first time I put this combination of fruits together but it smelled delicious.  I asked Jordan to take the pie out of the oven.  I meant, take it out of the oven so it can sit there and cool a little.  It had already cooled a little, but needed to sit for about 5 minutes more out of the oven.   He interpreted, "take it out of the oven and bring it to me so I can cut it."  So he brought it to me.  I don't know what he was doing as he was walking but all of the sudden we had pie filling all over the floor (we have berber carpet under our table) and all over him.  "Ow, this is hot."  "Put it down and go wash yourself off."  So he put the pie down  and ran upstairs.  I picked the pie up tilted the filling and served the Elders the two pieces of pie that could still be served with filling.  It was a sad and funny moment.  I wish you could have seen our floor.  Lucky for us, I think the berber has never been replaced since we moved here and I don't really care if it gets ruined because we will replace it soon.  Also lucky for us, or maybe unlucky because I'd probably be a lot more motivated to replace it sooner if it had big purple stains all over it,  berber cleans up very well and you can no longer see where he spilled the pie. 

Clumsiness must be running in our family currently because last night Kenzie got her first sprained ankle running away from her brother Jordan and tripping down our stairs....I should probably be careful since I have a tendency to sprain ankles.

Last weekend the boys (Jordan, Ben and Riley) and Brad went on an outdoor adventure.  Brad took them floating down the Rio Grand river here in Colorado to scout out some good fishing areas.  As they put in the river, a non-local volunteer EMT was there questioning Brad about whether or not he had ever been down this river before.  Brad didn't think much about this and went on his way with the boys to scout the area.  On their way down they saw a moose.  We didn't know that there were moose here in Colorado.  Moose are not something you really see a lot of.  So they were all excited and Brad rowed them as close as they could get.  According to Brad they were about ten feet away, when Jordan yelled out, "Hi Moose!"  as loud as he could.  Angrily the moose looked up.  No one could figure out why the moose appeared to be so angry but Brad thought it would be a good idea to slowly row away.  About this same time Brad noticed the two baby moose around the corner of the river which explained the look of, "get any closer and I will stomp you to death" that the mother moose gave my boys.  They continued on their way going around any trouble spots that Brad thought might put them in a dangerous situation.  Near the end, Brad saw two men standing above them on a cliff.  They shouted down to him, "Are you okay?" Thinking this was just another dude asking him how he was doing, Brad answered back, "I'm fine.  How are you?" Brad thought it was strange when the man didn't answer but put some sort of walkie/talkie radio up to his mouth.  At takeout he found out that there was a search and rescue party out for him called in by the volunteer medic Brad had met at the put-in.  The man had called the search and rescue party because he thought the section Brad had floated was unfloatable and thought it was crazy to see a Dad put in with his three sons. 

That same weekend we had an unexpected visitor.  This bear was in our yard.


Not just in our yard like Colorado Springs where we never were able to get close and where the bear only visited at night, but full on within 100 feet of me in our yard.  He had stolen a bag of the dog food.  Brad was going to have none of that and decided to get the dog food back.  As he approached the bear with a shovel in hand the bear backed off and went up the hill.  The next day she returned as  did one other bear.  I got a call at the office from Jordan saying, "Mom there are two bears in our yard."  Needless to say the dog food is sealed up tight and our garbage gets taken to the neighborhood dumpster every night.  We haven't seen them since...although I know they are out there and I don't like it.  Here, you can't avoid bears.  Last year Jordan ran into one in the center of town as he was walking from school to the office.

We've been out on our boat lately having lots of fun.  Jordan has learned to slalom ski doing the deep water start (he beat me, I can only get up on two).


Ben has learned to get up on two:


And everyone is learning to knee board, even Jake.



So Brad can ski, which he does so beautifully (he doesn't like this picture he says he has bad form, but I say look at that water!)


I've had to learn to drive.

 I think a lot of good family memories will come with this boat.





Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Getting you all up to speed

We're in our new home now.  It is not what I always dreamed I would have, but for the place we live we got a great deal and with time, Brad and I will make it ours.  The thing that I love the most is that I am literally a 5 minute drive from work, 5 minutes from the church and 5 minutes from all my children's school.  That AND Brad has a ton of privacy...which he needs.

Brad and I should be professional movers.  When we decide that we are moving we get right down to business and there is no stopping us.  We don't stop for breakfast, lunch or dinner.  We don't stop for rest.  We just go.  Of course, our children suffer a little from this.

Maybe more than a little.  I guess it's good they know where to find the food but maybe not so good that they are too exhausted to actually sit at the table, pour it into a bowl and eat it.

3 days after the move Jordan had his birthday.

I was elated when he told me that he wanted the caramel turtle cake for his birthday cake.  Of course, it does taste delicious but that isn't what excited me.  I was so exhausted from the move I was worried that he would want me to make him an elaborate cake and this cake is the EASIEST cake to make ever.  All it takes is a cake mix, caramels, sweetened condensed milk and chocolate chips.  I whipped it up that very day.  There was no need to plan ahead.

Ever since Red ran away we've promised Jordan that when we bought our own house we would get him a new dog.  Well, meet Harley.


Yes, he's the puppy.  The kitty is ours too.  I told Kenzie that I would get her a cat the next time I was offered a free one.  The day after her birthday I went to walmart and guess what they were giving out for free?  Yep, so meet Taz too.  They do cuddle at times, but most of the time they play hide and seek.  Taz hiding from Harley who likes to chew on her a little too much.

Kenzie's birthday was a bust.  The week of the birthdays everyone ended up having some sort of stomach bug.  Riley went first and on it went through the family.  Funny story, Jordan had a big end of year presentation he was supposed to give to move on from 8th grade.  He was to keep evidence of how he grew as he progressed through middle school.  He also made a big poster presentation to go along with his evidence.  The night before he was to give his presentation Jordan place his saved up work from prior years by his bed.  Jake, woke up in the middle of the night and disoriented chose Jordan's pile of papers to throw up on.  Yes, I had to send a note saying "My son's evidence was thrown up on by his little brother."  I wasn't sure they'd believe it but he still got an A on his presentation so I guess all is well that ends well.  Anyway...back to Kenzie's bday.  On her big day both Brad and I came down with this bug and this isn't the kind of bug that you can suck it up and continue on.  This is a lay in bed and sleep bug which is what we did during her whole day to celebrate.  So we celebrated a little later than we would have liked to.  

One last thing.  Brad's a great teacher.  He teaches our kids everything.  How to dig out roads, how to chop wood

 and how to overcome extreme fears.  All of you know the story of Brad pulling the wrong tooth on Riley, if not here's the link: 

http://www.motobees.blogspot.com/2013/03/he-pulled-wrong-tooth.html

Well, Riley's had this baby tooth that he's been needing to pull for the last three months.  The permanent tooth grew in behind it pushing the baby tooth straight out and making  Riley look like the biggest redneck you've ever seen.  I've given him 3 months to work on getting that baby tooth out and finally I laid a hard line on Saturday.  Pull the tooth yourself or I'll have Dad pull it tomorrow.  As Brad pulled out the pliers (he thought it would be funny, the tooth was REALLY loose) Riley was terrified.


But in the end, a smile was on his face and I think he's less terrified of Dad pulling teeth now because this last one came out so easy.